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A lesser gutter cleaner would never be able to do this…
And even the most advanced gutter cleaner would probably walk away from this one… You see, I have some genetic advantages that, no matter how much they want to, it’s just not physically possible for them to do what I can do… Let me explain what I mean… I was doing gutter cleaning Frankston and it was your standard double story, filled to the brim with leaves and dirt… The kind of dirty gutters that I just love to clean out, bag it up and take it away… Anyway, I was almost finished with the job but I had to go out the back and clean out the gutters on the laser lite roof of the pergola… I walked around the back and that’s when I saw it… I stood there in disbelief… At that moment everything went silent… The birds stopped chirping, the dogs were silent and the wind had completely disappeared… This eerie feeling came over me… There were these gigantic Yucca completely surrounding the pergola… I’ve never noticed this before but Yucca have these thin, needle-like leaves… All of a sudden they started shaking vigorously as if to warn me. It felt like time had stood still then… the shaking completely stopped… I could hear a crow in the background… Craw, craw… Wow, that was creepy… Anyhoo, the Yucca made it impossible to clean the gutter from the ground. I’d have to do the impossible and clean from above… You see, this is where I have an advantage over all other who do gutter cleaning in Frankston. I have trained in the art of Roof Walking for over 15 years and I’ve been gifted with the ability to stay light… I come with the strength and wisdom of a fully grown man but I only weigh 75kg… And my feet and hands are smaller than your average… So I have the unique ability to clean laserlite roofing from above whenever the need arises. In this case, it didn’t matter if you had a fancy machine that could suck it out or if you have a ladder that could give you access, there’s no getting past these Yucca. It wasn’t possible… for a lesser gutter cleaner… But for me and my unique advantages, it was a piece of cake… Well, If being viciously attacked and left bloodied by Yucca is a piece of cake… Then I’ll have 2 slices thanks… And while the Yucca alone put up great defences, these gutters had double security… The clear roofline covered the entire gutter so I could see the leaves but it was almost impossible to clean them out. Almost impossible! Remember I have the perfect hands to slide in under a roofline and clear the gutters out even when I’m being attacked by vicious Yucca needles. Long story short… Those yucca didn’t stop me… I’m happy to report another gutter clean in Frankston successfully completed… If you need the same gutter cleaning expertise brought to your home, you can call Jason from The Gutter Cleaning Co. on 0466183548… The Gutter Cleaning Co. Mornington Peninsula 20 Whipstaff Lane Safety Beach VIC 3936 Australia (03) 9015 4451 [email protected]
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